Tuesday, January 15, 2013

70°, You Said You Would Write...

Dear 70°,
 It feels like you left a month ago already. Apparently it has only been 24 hours. Still, no cards? No worries here. I'm over you already. I've moved on (sound familiar???). This probably doesn't surprise you because of the obvious lies you told me about sticking around for a while.
  Oh, My Dr. says that the extra therapy is NOT related at all to you - preexisting condition (shout-out to my man B.O in Washington!!!). Anyways, that's all I have to say. You have my cell, so if you're around this spring I probably won't answer...
  Gotta go see the new guy in town. He's supposed to be even cooler than the other side of the pillow. So, like, whatever. Later.